The Mail has learned that chavs are responsible for plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Chavs are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"