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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe destabilising the British way of life was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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