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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now admiring Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that the politically correct Islington lefties have been admiring Jeremy Corbyn with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the politically correct Islington lefties.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".


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