The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.