The Mail has learned that homosexuals are responsible for burning policemen at the stake.

Has the world gone mad? Homosexuals are burning policemen at the stake with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"