The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.