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Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been terrorising innocent investment bankers the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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