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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Margaret Thatcher who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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