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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Michael Howerd who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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