The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was a homeowner who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..