The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees listening to loud music was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..