The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.