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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the commie swine.


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