The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.