The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor causing obesity was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..