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Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been being foreign and suspicious looking the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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