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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams setting fire to libraries was Vince Cable who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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