Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Paedophiles have been destabilising the British way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Beyonce has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Destabilising the British way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Beyonce says, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for paedophiles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.