Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been helping so-called migrants outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Helping so-called migrants: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "arbeit macht frei".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.