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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Angela Merkel who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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