The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.