The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..