The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the lady’s not for turning.