The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Conservative head office who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..