The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.