I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.