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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to the poor injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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