The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..