The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.