The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.