Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.