The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users binge drinking on council estates was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..