The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles looting and pillaging supermarkets was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..