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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles burning policemen at the stake was Beyonce who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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