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I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with me, saying today, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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