The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..