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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Anne Widdecombe who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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