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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are praising Osama Bin Laden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe praising Osama Bin Laden was Enoch Powell who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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