The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..