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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more miners, bent on revenge have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into miners, bent on revenge - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by miners, bent on revenge.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about miners, bent on revenge, Margaret Thatcher said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".


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