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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts voting for Jeremy Corbyn was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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