Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cherie Blair’s friends have been hacking the Gibson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert John Major has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Hacking the Gibson: The True Face Of Evil", John Major says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Cherie Blair’s friends. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.