The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Anne Widdecombe who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..