The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..