Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of reading the works of Karl Marx has been perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

The Mail can reveal that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The Queen said of the Jeremy Corbyn admirers, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".