The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values engaging in steamy sex romps was George Osborne who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..