Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "the lady’s not for turning".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.