The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.