Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. So-called new age travellers have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul): The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "we are a grandmother".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for so-called new age travellers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.