The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was some bloke in the pub who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..